2002-09-30 - 5:16 p.m.
An old man actually pushed me aside today to steal my elevator, saying "I really have to go to the bathroom." I tried to tell him that he had the wrong door, but he didn't listen. When the elevator came back, it reeked of urine.
Tomorrow is apparently the day of the Gilmore Girls, which I will be hosting, but I just found out today that I will have to leave as soon as it's done. The bachelor party for Tony (getting married NEXT weekend) is scheduled for THIS tuesday. Rot. I intend to miss the whole after part at a strip club, which is why I need to try and show up at the bar before everyone leaves it. I can't fathom paying money to a woman for her to do everything right in front of me AND be told that I'm not allowed to touch. Why don't I just pay to have someone stick my head in vice? "Here's another dollar! Turn that bitch one more time so that my eyes pop out!"
Learning time. Gotta go get smart.
BBBrett
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